Happy Birthday Josh!!

OMGZ! Didn't you hear? It was Josh's birthday on Monday! Sorry I didn't blog it then, y'all. I was camped out by the phone in case Flitterelli decided to call me for a chat. And Tuesday I was in hospital for bladder spasms as a result of not leaving my post next to the Flitter Fone.

Anyway, if you've got any birthday messages for JF, send them through! I'll be passing them along to him when I do my weekly post to him. Last week I sent him a roasted boar. I bet he luvvvved it! HEE HEH!

Happy Birthday you little sack of sugar! I made you a card.

Inside Josh's House. It Should've Been Me

Fucking bitch.

Flitter Vs Breslin #2

Shit. Look at this. Spencer Breslin goes bald for the new kids comedy Harold. It should have been Flitter!! GAHH!

You just wait until Flitter's death blow in the inevitable Jumanji 2: The Return Of The 'Manji! Just wait!

AVJ In Your Ear(s)

With the juggernaut that is Ace Ventura Junior picking up steam ahead of its budget bin release early next year, it's prime time to consider some of the other intricacies involved in putting together this multi-layered masterpiece. I want to throw open the topic of who the producers should get to score Ace Ventura Junior. A great score is essential and here are some great ideas I've thought could really bring this pet-crime caper to life on screen.

The RZA


He supposedly has a great 'fart tone' preset on his Roland sampler.

Journey

Sure they broke up, but they would really make something anthemic and weighty for the movie. And we know that the Flitter-Bomb is exactly that.

Hulk Hogan & The Wrestling Boot Band
'nuff said.

B*Witched


Nothing says zoological comedy like Rollercoaster. In fact it screams it.

The Guy Who Wrote Tubthumping


Could we possibly get a re-record of that and change the words to 'he eats a ham roll, he eatsn a bacon roll, he eats a sausage roll, he eats a chicken whole'? Jus' sayin'.

New Flitter Freaks Segment: Josh With Animals

Our sizeable stud, Josh Flitter really loves animals. Like, something chronic. I don't know where the obsession comes from, but maybe it's just Josh's way of making up for losing out on a spot in the Shaggy Dog to that damn Spencer Breslin. It should've been Flitter's!

But no matter, Flitter's got more than enough four-legged pals to accompany him on many clunky Tim Allen-esque capers! Let's take a look at some of them in a little segment we like to call Flitter's Fury Friends: Josh With Animals.

[Josh with 'Ace Mutt' (the dog)]

[Josh with 'Mr. Fluffy Bum']

[Josh with 'Trixxy Licks']

[Josh with 'Ocean McCuddles III']

[Josh with 'Dinner']