It's time to have your say all you Flitter-Freaky dudes and dudes pretending to be chicks on MSN out there! What with the success of Ace Ventura Jr (AVJ) already sweeping the box office - this baby's not even out yet and already the midnight screening tix have sold out in Kuwait! - the question has arisen of which Jim Carrey film from the '90s should be remade/sequelized next (obviously starring our heavy-set hombre Josh Flitter, duh!).
See the options - complete with probably synopsis' - below and then get voting!!
A) The Cable Kid
Flitter steps into Jim Carrey's sizeable overalls as a portly Cable installing prodigy! He'll install the Food Network in your place and then slip into a diabetic coma on your couch. Woah.
B) Liar Liar 2: Liar Liar Liar Liar
With his pa in the pen for purgery (possible tag line?) Josh Flitter continues his father's legacy as a lawyer that can't lie. He can't lie about his age, his height, or shopping at Big & Not So Tall. Hilarity.
C) The Truman Capote Show
Get this, it's the Truman Show meets Capote! Flitter plays Truman Capote, who on the success of his award-winning book In Cold Blood buys a tropical island for himself (they were heaps cheap back then, you know). The only problem is that the island is from the future! And it's inhabitated by the cast of Lost! And is being filmed for a primetime reality show! How will these two tribes live side by side? If ruining one film wasn't enough to make you weep like you just killed a puppy, then how about dephiling TWO films!?
D) Other
Josh Flitter plays Jim Carrey's _____ , but this time he has to ____ and throughout a ____ poops on him. I smell a winner.
Get voting!!
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11 comments:
Flitz should star in a biopic about himself!
Funny stuff, but what about an alternate title for Liar Liar 2, Liar Liar Pants on Fire.
Flitzo is ripe for a biopic isn't he?
And anon 2, good thinking, but let's save Liar Liar Pants On Fire for Pt. III, I smell franchise...
And that pic at the top of the page is hilarious
The Number 23 and a Half: One fatty's hilarious descent into madcap zaniness! Flitter finds his long-lost father's journal and embarks on an unpredictable journey to prove his dad was right – that there is a previously undiscovered number between 23 and 24… and learns the real meaning of 'family' along the way!
If we're to combine Jim Carrey sequels and a bio pic about Josh, how about "Josh Flitter's A Series of Unfortunate Sequels".
Me myself and flitter
The grinch jr. The boy the destroyed squels
Jaws 5- maybe he could take this one to just a land based movie based on a small boy's struggle to cope with the demands of grade 5 so he leaves school. He works at thedocks because he loves the water and ends up riding killer whales for a living then a great white takes his leg and he does all the rehab and decides to enter the special oylmpics and wins the 100 meter against usain bolt
Beauty and the beast- bells baby. Flitter plays beauty and beast son. He struggles to be accepted in school because of his hairy body. School bully is gastons strong son.
Flitter should star in a prequel to Man on the Moon, where Josh star as Andy Kaufman as a 16-year-old.
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