Breaking News! New AVJ On Set Pix

Oh boy oh boy! Our little hefty heartthrob, Josh Flitter, has struck again. This time taking out my jaw, which has just smashed to pieces on the floor as I pour over these new snaps from behind the scenes of Ace Ventura Junior. Gaze in awe people!

That's some vintage Flitter right there. So smooth. So pale. So good.

I can only speculate as to whether this is Ace Ventura Senior Senior or an unidentified geriatric to be harvested for Josh's catering requirements. Mmm, tastes Soylent Greeny!


Those piercing green eyes, that creepy, tattered 'Ace Wave', definitely a Ventura progeny. It certainly brings into question how literally Ace Snr. heard his 'Call Of The Wild'. You were thinking it.

So y'all wanna do a midnight camp out in front of Chatswood Blockbuster come January '09?

Poll! What Poorly Considered Jim Carrey Sequel Should Flitter Star In Next?

It's time to have your say all you Flitter-Freaky dudes and dudes pretending to be chicks on MSN out there! What with the success of Ace Ventura Jr (AVJ) already sweeping the box office - this baby's not even out yet and already the midnight screening tix have sold out in Kuwait! - the question has arisen of which Jim Carrey film from the '90s should be remade/sequelized next (obviously starring our heavy-set hombre Josh Flitter, duh!).

See the options - complete with probably synopsis' - below and then get voting!!

A) The Cable Kid

Flitter steps into Jim Carrey's sizeable overalls as a portly Cable installing prodigy! He'll install the Food Network in your place and then slip into a diabetic coma on your couch. Woah.

B) Liar Liar 2: Liar Liar Liar Liar

With his pa in the pen for purgery (possible tag line?) Josh Flitter continues his father's legacy as a lawyer that can't lie. He can't lie about his age, his height, or shopping at Big & Not So Tall. Hilarity.

C) The Truman Capote Show

Get this, it's the Truman Show meets Capote! Flitter plays Truman Capote, who on the success of his award-winning book In Cold Blood buys a tropical island for himself (they were heaps cheap back then, you know). The only problem is that the island is from the future! And it's inhabitated by the cast of Lost! And is being filmed for a primetime reality show! How will these two tribes live side by side? If ruining one film wasn't enough to make you weep like you just killed a puppy, then how about dephiling TWO films!?

D) Other

Josh Flitter plays Jim Carrey's _____ , but this time he has to ____ and throughout a ____ poops on him. I smell a winner.

Get voting!!

Ace Senior Is Back

Clearly Jim Carrey has taken a leaf out of Josh Flitter's book and is now starring in a quasi-remake/sequel/spin-off of one of his former highlights, this one being Liar Liar. Jim's signed on for the new laugh rollercoaster, Yes Man. Get this, Jim Carrey says Yes to everything! Funny stuff right? I fear for whoever is brave enough to ask Jim if he thought the Majestic was self-indulgent. Awkward.



Drawing it back to Flitter, I've heard that our hunk of chunk Josh Flitter has already jumped at the script for a sequel for Yes Man, which transplants the lolz to Compton for a fish-out-of-water comedy caper, where JF plays a young kid whose family moves to a more urban setting. It's called Yeh Boi! Here's some sample dialogue.

Ghetto Kid #24: "Fool, u lo0kyn at my woman?"
Josh Flitter: "Yes."
GK24: "Watt the hell bitch? You wan' this ol' dog to bust yo' ass up with my bag o' roxx?"
JF: "Yes."

G.O.L.D.

AVJ Update! New Edition

The Flitter goodness keeps rolling in folks, one of my sources on the set of Ace Ventura Junior has managed to obtain a copy of the teaser poster for AVJ and snuck me out this scan. Looks hot right? Check out those milky white legs. All Flitter.



I think the poster succeeds in forecasting everything that we expect (and want!) in AVJ, that being burping/farting, hawaiian shirts, novelty slippers and a torso-less Josh Flitter. OMG who's excited???

Breaking News! Josh Waddles!

My sources on the set of Ace Ventura 3: Ace Ventura Junior, or as it's known on the street AVJ, have just sent through a tasty behind the scenes look at AVJ and it's star, our hero, Josh Flitter. Yes the video is short, but it is sweet because it affords all the fans out there a glimpse of Joshy running/waddling on the set. We're still unsure if he was late for a shoot or just making a spirited dash to catering. The complexities of this young prodigy still baffle me. One day Flitter. One day.

Watch it on YouTube.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=i01T05x1hjc

The Many Moods Of Josh Flitter

Josh Flitter: A masterclass in light and shade. Take that Marlon Brando, you could never pull off Flitter's myriad of looks!

[Well Chuffed]

[Second Coming Of The Fonz]

[OMG! Double Frosting!!]

[Blue Steel]

[Yeah I promise I'll make you famous baby...]

Allllllriiighty Then....

Some people say that Josh Flitter is a lousy child actor. Those people need to have their head jelly examineded. He's no child. He's a man. He's a man with big man tits, a big man heart and a big man irregular heart beat. I liken him to a young Danny De Vito actually. So yeah, he'll probably be in a remake of Junior in about ten years. Shwing.

But for now we're all waiting with baited breath to see how he resurrects the Ace Ventura franchise in the upcoming sure-fire smash Ace Ventura Jr. People are yapping about Heath Ledger's turn as the Joker. Pfft. I'm expecting nothing short of a transformative tour-de-force when our chunderous beau, Josh Flitter, dons that famous quiff and Hawaiian shirt.