Ace Rides Again!

Ladies, gentlemen, Flitter-lovers all. I apologise from the depths of my soul for the lack of activity on this site. I know you've hungered for more JF-lovin', as we all have these past moons, but I am back to assure you that the drought is over. OVAH! Ace Ventura 3 (AVJ) is upon us. We all felt the sting when we found out that it wasn't hitting theatres, and then other blow when it missed out on any Oscar noms, but there is good news, the DVD will be out March 3rd, and in a deluxe, double disc package no less. Who knows what kind of Flitter-branded treasures we'll find on the bonus disc! Perhaps a sing-along-with-Ace featurette! I'm hankering to see the long lost footage of Josh's audition where he reportedly stripped naked and wrestled a shetland pony in mud, thinking this would secure the role for Jim Carrey's spawn. I've got insiders at the DVD pressing factory in New Mexico which Warner Bros. shares with Low Ball's Beef And Yak Scraps n' Offcuts Emporium who will hopefully get me a copy of the DVD asap. More when we have it.

Keep the faith,

Dave (Head Freak)

Accolades, Accolades, Accolades. The Flitternaut Rolls On!

Pardon my slackness on this one my fellow Freaks! For some reason I forgot to post about this a while back when Josh picked up another CAMIE award! This gong for Nancy Drew was Josh's second consecutive gong and for those who don't know the CAMIE's celebrate outstanding, uplifting films emphasizing character and morality.

While we can't get a new Evan Almighty film every year, we can count on Josh Flitter finding the best and most unrelentingly conservative scripts in the game!

Pollsters are already giving favourable odds for Flitter to take out next year's CAMIE's with Ace Ventura Junior (AVJ). I'm predicting a clean sweep, including best actor/crusader of the light, best unnecessary sequel, best on-screen fart, best anti-muslim overtones.

What Will You Be Wearing Down The Hawaiian Carpet?

Like any blockbuster premiere, Ace Ventura Junior's debut is going to be a star-studded affair with the world's eyes watching what everyone's wearing on the big night. So all us Flitter Freaks better get our 'drobe planned out now! Obvi we'll need to stick to the strict Hawaiian-Shirt only dress-code, so I've picked out some of the best shirts on offer at www.hawaiianshirtcollection.com. Thanks guyz!
A sturdy, basic Hawaiian shirt. And it doubles as a camoflauge if you're standing next to leaves. Nice, eh?

I like this one the most becuase it reminds me of Hawaii. I've never been there but I'm a big supporter of ethnic stereotypes y'know.

You a bit quirky? Want to wear a Hawaiian shirt but don't want to look like everyone else with a loose fitting shirt emblazoned with prints of flowers/surfboards/beaches/palm trees? Well Mr Fashion Honkey, this is the one for you. Get this, it's got cars and chicks on it. I think it's a replica of the Gucci designed shirt that George Clooney wore to Cannes.

This one is simple yet effective at making you look dumb. Easy!

I hope that helps guys. We've gotta be there for Flitter, wearing our Friday bests! I know it's a big deal to all of us, so let's just try and take some inspiration from another fullsome fashionista, Ryan Maloney aka Jarrod 'Toadfish' Vincenzo Ribecchi. He dresses himself you know. It's a clause in his contract. No wonder Steph Scully put out for him.

Breaking News! New AVJ On Set Pix

Oh boy oh boy! Our little hefty heartthrob, Josh Flitter, has struck again. This time taking out my jaw, which has just smashed to pieces on the floor as I pour over these new snaps from behind the scenes of Ace Ventura Junior. Gaze in awe people!

That's some vintage Flitter right there. So smooth. So pale. So good.

I can only speculate as to whether this is Ace Ventura Senior Senior or an unidentified geriatric to be harvested for Josh's catering requirements. Mmm, tastes Soylent Greeny!


Those piercing green eyes, that creepy, tattered 'Ace Wave', definitely a Ventura progeny. It certainly brings into question how literally Ace Snr. heard his 'Call Of The Wild'. You were thinking it.

So y'all wanna do a midnight camp out in front of Chatswood Blockbuster come January '09?

AVJ Update! New Edition

The Flitter goodness keeps rolling in folks, one of my sources on the set of Ace Ventura Junior has managed to obtain a copy of the teaser poster for AVJ and snuck me out this scan. Looks hot right? Check out those milky white legs. All Flitter.



I think the poster succeeds in forecasting everything that we expect (and want!) in AVJ, that being burping/farting, hawaiian shirts, novelty slippers and a torso-less Josh Flitter. OMG who's excited???

Breaking News! Josh Waddles!

My sources on the set of Ace Ventura 3: Ace Ventura Junior, or as it's known on the street AVJ, have just sent through a tasty behind the scenes look at AVJ and it's star, our hero, Josh Flitter. Yes the video is short, but it is sweet because it affords all the fans out there a glimpse of Joshy running/waddling on the set. We're still unsure if he was late for a shoot or just making a spirited dash to catering. The complexities of this young prodigy still baffle me. One day Flitter. One day.

Watch it on YouTube.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=i01T05x1hjc