Thursday, October 23, 2008

Accolades, Accolades, Accolades. The Flitternaut Rolls On!

Pardon my slackness on this one my fellow Freaks! For some reason I forgot to post about this a while back when Josh picked up another CAMIE award! This gong for Nancy Drew was Josh's second consecutive gong and for those who don't know the CAMIE's celebrate outstanding, uplifting films emphasizing character and morality.

While we can't get a new Evan Almighty film every year, we can count on Josh Flitter finding the best and most unrelentingly conservative scripts in the game!

Pollsters are already giving favourable odds for Flitter to take out next year's CAMIE's with Ace Ventura Junior (AVJ). I'm predicting a clean sweep, including best actor/crusader of the light, best unnecessary sequel, best on-screen fart, best anti-muslim overtones.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Josh's New Squeeze...WHO IS SHE??

Hollywood is actually ablaze with gossip about Josh Flitter. This past week he's been cavorting about town in usual JF style; a 40-Ouncer in one hand, shotgun on his back, out of his mind on Lucky Charms, generally being a Hollywood bad-boy and getting in a few rounds of strip-miniature golf with Gary Busey. 

But what's really got people talking is Josh's company, a mystery girl always by his side, holding his bottle, holding his strap, and holding his jockstrap after Gary sinks a birdie at the Windmill hole. Flitter Freaks' sources in LA managed to smuggle us an exclusive snap of Josh with this new "girl" after they caught an early morning session of Beverly Hills Chihuahua.

Now I'm not one to stand in the way of Josh's happiness, indeed, when I crashed the set of Nancy Drew I swiftly moved to the left of the breakfast buffet as Josh arrived on set. But I'm just a concerned fan voicing my concern at the somewhat concerning union of these two. She's much taller than him after all. And you know what they say about tall girls...they're hard to shop for. I've only got Flitzy's best interests at heart. Don't you ever break his heart nameless girl. I will crush you.