AVJ In Your Ear(s)

With the juggernaut that is Ace Ventura Junior picking up steam ahead of its budget bin release early next year, it's prime time to consider some of the other intricacies involved in putting together this multi-layered masterpiece. I want to throw open the topic of who the producers should get to score Ace Ventura Junior. A great score is essential and here are some great ideas I've thought could really bring this pet-crime caper to life on screen.

The RZA


He supposedly has a great 'fart tone' preset on his Roland sampler.

Journey

Sure they broke up, but they would really make something anthemic and weighty for the movie. And we know that the Flitter-Bomb is exactly that.

Hulk Hogan & The Wrestling Boot Band
'nuff said.

B*Witched


Nothing says zoological comedy like Rollercoaster. In fact it screams it.

The Guy Who Wrote Tubthumping


Could we possibly get a re-record of that and change the words to 'he eats a ham roll, he eatsn a bacon roll, he eats a sausage roll, he eats a chicken whole'? Jus' sayin'.