Sunday, September 14, 2008

What Will You Be Wearing Down The Hawaiian Carpet?

Like any blockbuster premiere, Ace Ventura Junior's debut is going to be a star-studded affair with the world's eyes watching what everyone's wearing on the big night. So all us Flitter Freaks better get our 'drobe planned out now! Obvi we'll need to stick to the strict Hawaiian-Shirt only dress-code, so I've picked out some of the best shirts on offer at www.hawaiianshirtcollection.com. Thanks guyz!
A sturdy, basic Hawaiian shirt. And it doubles as a camoflauge if you're standing next to leaves. Nice, eh?

I like this one the most becuase it reminds me of Hawaii. I've never been there but I'm a big supporter of ethnic stereotypes y'know.

You a bit quirky? Want to wear a Hawaiian shirt but don't want to look like everyone else with a loose fitting shirt emblazoned with prints of flowers/surfboards/beaches/palm trees? Well Mr Fashion Honkey, this is the one for you. Get this, it's got cars and chicks on it. I think it's a replica of the Gucci designed shirt that George Clooney wore to Cannes.

This one is simple yet effective at making you look dumb. Easy!

I hope that helps guys. We've gotta be there for Flitter, wearing our Friday bests! I know it's a big deal to all of us, so let's just try and take some inspiration from another fullsome fashionista, Ryan Maloney aka Jarrod 'Toadfish' Vincenzo Ribecchi. He dresses himself you know. It's a clause in his contract. No wonder Steph Scully put out for him.

2 comments:

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Anonymous said...

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